Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

FEMA logs out

Here’s another indictment of FEMA that’s been making the rounds in tech circles: their stupid insistence on the use of Internet Explorer 6 to file a claim on their website. IE 6 only comes with Windows XP  [more...]

On the Board

Off the chart

This fascinating site allows you to generate charts of gas prices. It shows the average price for gas in a plethora of cities, and you can compare and contrast. Here’s what’s interesting to me: I knew that  [more...]

This week’s imaginary boyfriend

I’ve never seen this guy Steve Hanneman before, but I caught him on a show about the “house of the future” today, and… wow. I’m in love. Cute, sexy, funny, and knows all about new forms of  [more...]

Mustard didn’t help

I kind of told myself that I would start eating better — get up and have breakfast, eat less junk and fat. But I have to tell you about a very important lesson I just learned: soy-based vegetarian hot dogs are  [more...]

Goodbye, little buddy

Bob Denver has died. Sad, yes. But in his comedic honor, I present two of the funniest comments I’ve yet seen: “Any word when Bush will name a replacement?” “When Professor and Mary Ann die, do  [more...]

Our own Marie Antoinette

My mom calls from North Carolina to point out this tidbit from our former First Lady, Barbara Bush — the matriarch of the new dynasty: “What I’m hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to  [more...]