Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

Fatty Greasy Chub Chub

No wonder I’m a big fat pig: I just discovered that the Outback Steak House cheese fries — which I love and typically get, oh, once every other month — contain 2,900 calories and 182 grams of fat. Oh  [more...]

On the Board

Shorty Greasy Spot Spot

I don’t know why I was so worried about turning 39 — for my birthday, I got a box of chocolates, and now my face has broken out and instead of looking 39, I look like a 16 year old getting ready for the prom.

Rendering frame 27 of 450

I wish I could show it to you, but it’s a secret. The video stuff I’m doing, I mean. I’ve more or less finished making transfers of more than 50 films that will be shown on the big screen at this  [more...]

Mapping TV Land

I’ve been wasting time with Google maps, and put together this little list of famous TV spots — buildings and locations featured in television shows. Anyone wanna take a driving tour of southern California  [more...]

This is optimism

This is perhaps one of the best quotes I’ve ever read — from Yolanda King, daughter of Martin Luther and Coretta Scott King, on her mother’s condition after a stroke (emphasis mine): “We are  [more...]