Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

Pooky is better

Let’s pause a moment in the ego trip that is this blog, and share in some good news from someone else: my co-worker and friend who has been battling breast cancer for what seems like years — in reality, just  [more...]

On the Board

I’m juvenile

Heh… l’m laying here in bed snickering every time the NPR Morning Edition reporter says “cock.”

More than I can chew

Holy crap. As you know, I’ve been complaining (and alternately rejoicing) about the huge increases in property values around here. It’s making me giddy, thinking about this incredible nest egg — on  [more...]

We’re all thieves

Oh, boy — this is a great example of the old foot-in-mouth disease. As seen on MacFixIt: Last week we mentioned a company called “Popuptraffic.com” that was directly boasts about their ability to  [more...]

Be Patriotic. It’s the law.

Ah, the wonders of a free country (emphasis mine): A marketing campaign to portray Fayetteville as America’s most patriotic city suggests daily parades, tax breaks for flag-wavers and requiring all restaurants to  [more...]

One Stop Shopping

Attention, all you fundamentalist sleaze-searchers: you know who you are, the ones who decry sex on television, yet do all you can to search it out so that you can be outraged. The ones who have no “off”  [more...]