Just As I Thought
Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023
General Annoyances

Keep Christmas in your heart

… not in your front yard.
I’ll say this once more: Christmas was 47 days ago. Do you think it’s time to take the lights off the big tree in your front yard?

love, Gene

February 10, 2005

On the Board

General Annoyances

For shopping in my dreams

I’m laying in bed wearing my pajama bottoms — another remainder from my time dating B. They have pockets on the side, which always puzzled me. But I just realized that they also have a rear pocket as well. I  [more...]

February 9, 2005
Life... Don't talk to me about life.

Tube wisdom

Someone at a London Underground station has been dispensing daily wisdom to commuters. I found this one particularly apropos to how I have been feeling of late. Good advice:

Check out the thought for the day every day.

February 9, 2005
Right = Wrong

Virginia is for… well, not you

Here’s a tidbit for those of you who don’t have enough reason to laugh at the backwards state in which I live. (I mean, the physical state, not the mental state.) Via Wes: FINES FOR ‘DROOPY  [more...]

February 9, 2005
Life... Don't talk to me about life.

In our last episode…

So, anyway. I still don’t know what happened. I sort of think that it’s like this: imagine that you are working really hard physically, pushing yourself so far past a certain threshold that suddenly you just  [more...]

February 9, 2005