@LOLGOP: Mitt Romney is running to end a drought by saying he knows the rain dance. But now he has to say, “IGNORE ALL THIS RAIN.” February 3, 2012
BREAKING: Romney Jubilant after Defeating Disgraced Ex-Politician Everybody Hates (via @BorowitzReport) January 31, 2012
Right = Wrong Fun fact: if Romney were Latino and a Democrat, he’d be called an anchor baby January 29, 2012
Romney: “I have a Hispanic fellow who mows my lawn and I would have him do that at the White House.” (via @BorowitzReport) January 27, 2012
Romney income calculator: How much does Mitt make? How long would it take him to earn your salary? January 26, 2012
