Dirty Jobs

Posted on January 18, 2012 by Gene

Today, President Obama rejected the Keystone Pipeline, a controversial project to bring oil from the environmentally dirty oil sands of Canada through the United States to the Gulf Coast — choosing the health and safety of Americans and the environment over the enrichment of the oil industry.

The Republicans wasted little time in denouncing him by claiming that this was a strike against creating jobs.

Herewith, I present a list of some of the other jobs that the Obama administration has not created.

• Gingrich Flenser
• Nuclear Waste Polisher
• PCB Flavor Taster
• Used Condom Refurbisher
• Oil Sand Castle Builder
• Red Tide Slurper

Yes, it’s clear: the Obama administration is more interested in saving lives and the planet than putting a few people to work.