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Dirty Jobs

The Republicans wasted little time in denouncing Obama’s rejection of the Keystone Pipeline by claiming that this was a strike against creating jobs.

Herewith, I present a list of some of the other jobs that the Obama administration has not created.

Today, President Obama rejected the Keystone Pipeline, a controversial project to bring oil from the environmentally dirty oil sands of Canada through the United States to the Gulf Coast — choosing the health and safety of Americans and the environment over the enrichment of the oil industry.

The Republicans wasted little time in denouncing him by claiming that this was a strike against creating jobs.

Herewith, I present a list of some of the other jobs that the Obama administration has not created.

  • Gingrich Flenser
  • Nuclear Waste Polisher
  • PCB Flavor Taster
  • Used Condom Refurbisher
  • Oil Sand Castle Builder
  • Red Tide Slurper

Yes, it’s clear: the Obama administration is more interested in saving lives and the planet than putting a few people to work.

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