RT @LOLGOP: And now millions of people who bought Mega Millions tickets know what it feels like to vote for the GOP. March 31, 2012
Funny – people are throwing money at the lottery & bragging about it. But if it had been called a “tax,” then they’d be up in arms. March 30, 2012
Dear Safeway: I know I need to lose weight, but not packing my tortilla chips in my bag is a little passive aggressive, ok? March 30, 2012
RT @amaeryllis: Healthcare, I’m happy for you, and imma let you finish, BUT LIGHTBULB REGULATIONS ARE THE GREATEST ASSAULT ON OUR FREEDOM March 28, 2012
RT @Wolfrum: On the next Sean Hannity Show “Why can’t the vile, baby-eating commies on the left be nicer to the American Hero Republicans?” March 28, 2012