RT @BorowitzReport: “Under Obamacare, to qualify for benefits you will be forced to smoke medical marijuana until you are gay.” — Republican talking point

Is it possible to have nap insomnia, too?

Anyone else gets a cold, it’s bedrest and chicken soup. But if you’ve had one little heart attack, they want you to come in for a look.

Cripes, what’s with the insomnia tonight? Sigh.