RT @BorowitzReport: “Under Obamacare, to qualify for benefits you will be forced to smoke medical marijuana until you are gay.” — Republican talking point

When asked if gay couples and pets count as family, 30 percent said pets count but not gay couples.

Oh, no… Wendy Richard, aka BBC’s Miss Brahms and Pauline Fowler, has died after a long battle with breast cancer. ::sigh::

Michelle Bachman gets a spot on the House Intelligence Committee. #thejokesjustwritethemselves