1962: America leads world in cars & planes 2012: America leads world in imaginary sheep & shitty vampire movies (via @BorowitzReport)
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Far back, in the mists of ancient time, there existed a technology for sharing one’s thoughts, musings, memes, and other nonsense. You may have heard of it, if you’re over 40. The web log, or blog. The [more...]
All those big packages
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Take my right arm instead
I’ve packed up my new Aluminum PowerBook for shipment back to Apple. It’s got that annoying “white spots on the screen” problem, and has since I got it in October. I waited to ship it back until [more...]
Special Notice: I am now off t…
Special Notice: I am now off the clock for 15 full hours. No work, no part-time work, no freelance, no volunteer, nothing. Message ends.
