The UK’s Channel 4 website invites you to find out just how gay you are with their Gay-o-Meter. I scored 43%, and am nonplussed by the result, “Congratulations, you’ve scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted homo guy!” As I haven’t scored, so to speak, in so long, I’m hardly happy and well adjusted. Looks like my score is “Too Straight.”
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