In doing a bit of searching for information on how get my various digital video gadgets to speak nicely to each other, I found an Apple Japan press release. When translated via Babelfish, the familiar Apple press release boilerplate (“Apple ignited the personal computer revolution… blah blah) becomes much more interesting:
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The apple applied the fire to personal computer revolution of the seventies with Apple, II with the Macintosh, the again, completely created new personal computer in eighties. The apple, the student and the educator in the world, offers the highest personal computing environment to the professional chestnut thornback tar and the consumer, the progressive hardware, via the software, and Internet-related product * technology.