That’s why I’m obnoxious and disliked

Again, I can’t help myself — they said it so much better than I could, so in defiance of copyright law, here’s the Onion’s take:

This headline just struck me as funny. Well, at least when it struck me it didn’t require stitches. Actor Alan Thicke Struck by Hockey Puck The Associated Press Thursday, April 24, 2003; 3:40 AM BURBANK, Calif  [more...]

There goes Mt. St. Helens!
Dammit, the live picture went out.