I want to make a joke here, but I’m too exhausted emotionally and physically from trying to make sense of things. Just a few little tidbits, then, which you can craft your own jokes from:
– Coalition of the Filling: baking the perfect pie
– Shlock and Awe
– “Cruise Missiles”: find it in the gay adult section
– Overflying Turkey: and you thought they couldn’t fly
Good night, everybody – I’ll be performing here all week.