You know what they say about dogs and children

This just struck me funny – from Lisa deMoraes’ TV Column in the Washington Post:

[President] Bush’s much-touted first exclusive one-on-one since the war, with NBC’s Tom Brokaw, was beaten Friday at 9 p.m. by a rerun of ABC’s “America’s Funniest Home Videos” featuring a dog that could jump a fence to fetch a ball and a dancing pooch in a tutu.

It’s now been announced that Bush will address the nation tomorrow night at 9pm, just in time to interrupt my viewing of Will and Grace. He will be speaking from the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln, trumpeting the “end” of the war and claiming victory. I can only hope that he will be wearing the same outfit Cher wore in her aircraft carrier appearance, and straddling the big guns.