If George Bush were a 12-year-old on AOL:
IF TEH WORLD FALES 2 CONFRONT TEH THRAAT POSED BY DA IRAQI REGIEM R3FUSNG 2 USA FORCE AVEN AS A LAST RASORT FRE NATIONS WUD ASUMA IMANS3 AND UNAC3PTABLE RISKS!11! WTF DA ATAKS OF SAPTEMBR DA 1TH 201 SHOW3D WT EN3MEIS OF M3RICA DID WIT FOUR AREPLAENS!!111!11 OMG W3 WIL NOT WATE 2 SE WUT TARORISTS OR TERORIST STAETS CUD DO WIT WEAPONS OF MAS TEH!!!1!!1! LOL BATLA OF IRAQ IS ONE VIC2RY IN A WAR ON T3ROR TAHT BGAN ON SEPTAMBR DA 1 201 – AND STIL GOES ON!11!11 OMG TAHT TARIBL3 MORNNG 19 EVIL MAN – DA SHOK TROPS OF A HAETFUL IEDOLOGY – GAEV MARICA AND DA CIVILIEZD WORLD A GLIMPS3 OF THEYRE DA1!!11!11 LOL LIEBRATION OF IRAQ IS A CRUCIAL ADVANC3 IN DA CMPAGEN AGANEST TAROR!111 WTF LOL WEVA R3MOVED AN ALY OF AL QAEDA AND CUT OF A SOURCE OF T3RORIST FUNDNG1!!1111 WTF AND THIS MUCH IS C3RTANE NO T3RORIST N3TWORK WIL GANE W3APONS OF MAS DESTRUCTION FROM DA IRAQI RAGIEM B/C DA RAGIEM IS NO MORE!!!! OMG LOL IN TH3SA 19 MONTHS TAHT CHANGAD TEH WORLD OUR ACTIONS HAEV BAN FOCUS3D AND D3LIEBRAET AND PROPORTIONAET 2 DA OFENSA!111!!11 WTF WE HAEV NOT FORGOTEN DA VICTIMS OF SEPTEMBR TEH 1TH – TEH LAST PHONE CALS DA COLD MURD3R OF CHILDREN TEH SEARCH3S IN TEH RUBLE1!11!1! OMG WIT THOSE ATAKS DA TERORISTS AND THERE SUPORT3RS D3CLAERD WAR ON DA UNIETD STAETS1!!11! AND WAR IS WT GOT!111!!!! OMG LOL
