Are they teasing me?
When I arrive at the dealership in an hour, will my car actually be there?
Or was that phone call another little mind game from the fine folks at Alexandria Toyota?
Are they teasing me?
When I arrive at the dealership in an hour, will my car actually be there?
Or was that phone call another little mind game from the fine folks at Alexandria Toyota?
Would you believe it? I’m 39 years old, and today is the very first time that I ever mowed my own lawn.
A lawn I own, with a lawnmower I own.
The squirrels in my neighborhood love to hang around me. At Halloween, they congregated at my front door and took turns eating the pumpkin on the front step. Sometimes, one will climb down my chimney. I’ll hear a [more...]
I think I poisoned a cat this morning. Oh, boy. I woke up to find an army of ants marching through my office and into the kitchen, where they were massed on Diego’s bowl of food. The bowl of food found itself [more...]