Tommy Smothers, speaking yesterday at the debut of the Wolf Trap summer schedule:
“George Washington chopped down the cherry tree. When asked about it, he said, ‘I cannot tell a lie, I did it.’ Richard Nixon said, ‘I cannot tell the truth.’ Bill Clinton said, ‘I cannot tell the difference.’ And George W. Bush still can’t find the cherry trees,” he said, to loud applause.
Doctor Who fans around the world waited for this day, and it did not disappoint — Sarah Jane Smith, probably the most favorite companion of the Doctor, returned to the TARDIS tonight. And it was wonderful. I just [more...]
So, there I am, sitting in front of my house yakking on the phone about my crappy day, when I hear this strange sound — a rumble, sort of like a helicopter, but not as sharp.
Then I looked up.
TiVo amazes me again – it not only picks out interesting programming for me, but now it’s telling me what I won’t like. In the listing for tonight’s annoying (especially for gridlocked [more...]
