On the advice of fashionistas, I got narrow, wide ones… and lo and behold, they DO make my face look thinner! Who knew? All those years wearing round glasses and I never realized…
1 comment
You may also like
TiVo IS gay.
Tired of my posts about TiVo yet? Get this – last night it recorded Star Trek: Voyager by suggestion, and while watching it just now, I was surprised to see a commercial for a gay telephone dating service! Who [more...]
June 11, 2003
The $400 Steak
Okay, so: take the cost of a new grill (plus two hours to put the thing together), add a container of propane, stir in a grill cover and a set of grill tools and top with a 14 oz steak… and soon, your dinner cost [more...]
June 14, 2006
…and all this time I thought diet and excersise was the key. If I’d known new glasses was the key to my big, fat head-