In Tuesday’s Post, Dana Milbank gives us another great list from a new crop of Bushisms…
… Bush delighted late-night comics when he said that our enemies “never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
While Democrats rushed to agree with that accidental Bush admission, they couldn’t compete with the brief but forceful way he summed up his candidacy the previous day in Davenport, Iowa: “We stand for things.”
… The next day, he offered a curious wish for his audience in Oregon: “I hope you leave here and walk out and say, ‘What did he say?’ ” The question was rhetorical, but it is possible a listener would at times be truly befuddled about Bush’s meaning.
… Bush might have listeners worried about their civil liberties when he ran into plural trouble. “Let me put it to you bluntly,” he ventured. “In a changing world, we want more people to have control over your own life.”
… At a campaign event in Florida last week, Bush could be heard joking about an attempted ax murder of Iraqi Prime Minister Ayad Allawi and his wife. “He wakes up one night and an ax-wielding group of men tried to hatchet him to death, or ax him to death. I guess, you don’t hatchet somebody with an ax. And you don’t ax them with a hatchet. He wakes up, the glint of the blade coming at him, and he gets cut badly, escapes. The guy hit his wife, who never recovered, really.”
… Taxes? “I cut the taxes on everybody. I didn’t cut them. The Congress cut them. I asked them to cut them.”
Discrimination? “I knew this was going to be an issue in our country, that there would be people that say, ‘There goes a Muslim-looking person.’ “
Immigration reform? “I have talked about it lately. I talked about it this winter.”
War? “I wish I wasn’t the war president. Who in the heck wants to be a war president? I don’t.”
