Just As I Thought


While I’m wasting time on internet quizzes, I figured I’d a few more to see what the algorithms think of me.

Better Personality:

You are a SEDF–Sober Emotional Destructive Follower. This makes you a Evil Genius.

You are extremely focused and difficult to distract from your tasks. With luck, you have learned to channel your energies into improving your intellect, rather than destroying the weak and unsuspecting.

Your friends may find you remote and a hard nut to crack. Few of your peers know you very well–even those you have known a long time–because you have expert control of the face you put forth to the world. You prefer to observe, calculate, discern and decide. Your decisions are final, and your desire to be right is impenetrable.

You are not to be messed with. You may explode.

Better Person:

Your score as a human being is 77.6.

Middle of the road, eh? Does that mean you’re yellow? Yellow as a salamander frying on blacktop? Yellow as a urinal cake? Yellow as a delicious marshmallow Peep? Mmmm. Peep. Sometimes I think if it weren’t for Just Born candy, I would just expel my life force and expire. Hot Tamales. Mike and Ikes.

But I digress.

Nicely done. You are robustly average, and I approve of it.

Better Job:

Your job’s score is 72.

Fair to middling, just like your personal life. When are you going to break out of this daily grind and be free, man? When are you going to demand the life you want, the love you deserve, the future you’ve earned? You can’t just sit back and let life go, man! You have so many gifts to give, songs to sing, man! Viva revolution! AIIIEEEE!!!

Seriously, you should try monster.com. That’s how I found my last job.

The classifieds are good, too.

And if you want to date somebody else, I know somebody I can set you up with.

That’s all I’m saying.

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