The excavation of old television for movie profits continues with the release of Fat Albert this Christmas…
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Bovines at sea
I heard a report on the radio yesterday from the ship that launched the first attack on Saddam Hussein. The satellite phone was scratchy, but I could have sworn that the ship was the “Cow Pants.” Do we have [more...]
March 22, 2003
Five gay guys gang up on one straight guy
Coming this July on Bravo, “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy,” wherein five gay guys make over a straight guy. This should be amusing. I wonder if they could make over a gay guy? I could use it. (Bravo will [more...]
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