Attention, all you fundamentalist sleaze-searchers: you know who you are, the ones who decry sex on television, yet do all you can to search it out so that you can be outraged. The ones who have no “off” switch on the television.
Why flip channels looking for something to be shocked by? Tired of watching an entire episode of some lame program just hoping for a suggestive glimpse of a bare breast or an allusion to a sexual act? The Parents Television Council is working for you!
Yes, now you can actually view the most offensive parts of those television shows right on the PTC website!
Hope this helps you in your quest.
Love, Gene
p.s. Oh, you television networks: here’s your chance to sue PTC out of existence for illegally posting video from your copyrighted programming. They’ve got much deeper pockets than the 15 year olds you’re thinking of suing. Just a suggestion.