Anyone wondering what to get me for Christmas? Well, this outfit in Orlando is selling off old bits from Disney World, including — ready for this? — a monorail car.
I’m not kidding.
It’s only $250,000.
Too cheap to get me that? Well, they have fake seaweed from the now closed submarine ride… only $49.95 a box.
Monorail… that sounds more like a Shelbyville idea.