I’m a homeowner. Quick, easy, no muss or fuss; I’m about to take a little ride 8 miles north to my new home and contemplate my next step, which will be the eradication — nay, genocide — of the tiny ants infesting the refrigerator in my new kitchen.
The second step will be to place an order for a new, counter-depth, side-by-side refrigerator in stainless steel…
Oh, and I bought a new toothbrush today, so that’s doubly exciting.
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This guy made his way across my front yard a few moments ago, arranged himself in geometric patterns across the sidewalk, then down the driveway and across the street.
For years, my webserver has lived quietly in the closet of my spare bedroom. Until this morning. I feel like it is a child that’s gone off to college. It now lives at a professional data center somewhere in Santa [more...]
