I’m a homeowner. Quick, easy, no muss or fuss; I’m about to take a little ride 8 miles north to my new home and contemplate my next step, which will be the eradication — nay, genocide — of the tiny ants infesting the refrigerator in my new kitchen.
The second step will be to place an order for a new, counter-depth, side-by-side refrigerator in stainless steel…
Oh, and I bought a new toothbrush today, so that’s doubly exciting.
