For the 5th day in a row, the cute UPS guy just stopped by to deliver a package. I don’t know how I managed to space out my deliveries so neatly, giving me a chance to gaze upon some eye candy consistently this week, but I think this was the last package I was expecting — anyone want to send me a next-day letter, a ground shipment, or perhaps a parcel second day, just so I have an excuse to see this guy again? What can Brown do for me, do you suppose?
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