Love those portmanteau words

And last night when I got back to my room, there was a message that a package was waiting for me. I grumpily made my way back down to the basement to get the package… and discovered that it was a box of flowers  [more...]

I want to make a joke here, but I’m too exhausted emotionally and physically from trying to make sense of things. Just a few little tidbits, then, which you can craft your own jokes from: – Coalition of the  [more...]

NASA reports that there may be a newly discovered planet: NASA scientists believe they have discovered a new “planet” in the solar system, after sightings by the Hubble and Spitzer Space Telescope. The body  [more...]