Just As I Thought

Reading Into the Paper

There’s nothing like a dirty mind when you’re reading the newspaper. Because a dirty mind has a field day with subheads like this one, in today’s San Francisco Chronicle:

Behemoths up to 9-inches long spark emergency sweep and fears for pipsqueak natives

They’re actually talking about oysters in San Francisco Bay, not a size queen convention in the Castro.

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