Walked by a club here in San Jose yesterday, plastered with these rather snotty flyers detailing the myriad requirements for entry. Aside from the strict dress code, I was pretty shocked to discover that the one form of ID they consider to be invalid is a passport! I wonder what the State Department thinks of this? I mean, my passport says that the secretary of state requests that I be permitted to pass without delay or hinderance, but I guess Condoleeza Rice doesn’t have much pull with the management of the Blue Monkey.
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Wow, if that was the dress code for a club in S. Ill. it would have only 4 to 5 patrons per night.
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