This is what my brain wiring looks like

When people ask me why I abandoned Washington, DC, where I'd lived for my entire life, for San Jose, California... well, I respond with two words: Weather. Traffic.

Again, I point out that if you drive like an ass, speeding recklessly and cutting people off as you zoom in and out of lanes without signaling, then you probably shouldn’t have an easily remembered vanity plate  [more...]