This is how spoiled my dog is

Again, I can’t help myself — they said it so much better than I could, so in defiance of copyright law, here’s the Onion’s take:

Do we get the government we deserve? [As the Onion reported, “You know, they say people get the government they deserve, but I don’t recall knife-raping any retarded nuns.” – thanks, Kirk] Maybe  [more...]