Just As I Thought

The end came so quickly we didn’t even notice

I’m in the mood for bulleted lists today.

  • The bees are all disappearing.
  • Costco is rationing rice, oil and flour because of dwindling supplies; shortages and skyrocketing prices.
  • The dollar is rapidly becoming worthless. It is no longer cost-effective to farm out our manufacturing to China, nor our customer service to India.
  • Our mad idea that we should use food for fuel means that corn is in short supply and prices are way up; this means that farmers wanting to cash in are planting corn like crazy and not other staples.

My prediction? Soylent Green makes its real-life debut within a few years.

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