At a hip happening holiday par…

Lesson learned: don’t keep your emergency Imitrex in your wallet where your ass crushes it into a foul-tasting powder.

RT @johnroderick: Dear America,
being stupid and ignorant is not more authentic than being smart and educated.
Love,
The Future

RT @ActuallyNPH: John Boehner: no disrespect, but please don’t claim to speak for all Americans and what they want their leaders to focu …