Oh, great… Another helicopter circling the neighborhood in the wee hours. Where am I living, LA?
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Well, put it back in
Can I just say, I detest the phrase “my heart goes out?”
What in the hell does this mean? Why has it become the official national phrase of Maudlin Americans™?
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