Not even 5 o’clock and i…

@marshmelones sneaky bastards. Seriously, I’d have to walk 2-1/2 hours on the treadmill to burn ONE salad? Craziness.

Too cold in the office. We turn to space heaters. Now we’ve tripped the circuit breakers. Happy Monday!

This CNN headline invites amusing speculation: “UN Security Council evacuated due to suspicious odor.”