RT @dcshorts: We are very prou…

Now comes the difficult “I’m hungry, have nothing in, & can’t cook” moment that ends in “onald’s”, gaining 2 pounds of fat & cholesterol.

RT @jessmstephens: Seriously? Nobody at the Washington fucking Post saw a problem with this headline?

I know this “Vanilla Moka Coffee” product isn’t healthy, but dammit, it’s 47° here in my cubicle.