Made my bed and now I’m gonna lie in it: my entire weekend plan consists of 48 hrs of sleep and getting over this flu once and for all.
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I’m making homemade pop tarts….
I’m making homemade pop tarts. 10 minutes in, I’m covered with flour.
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That quake was so unimpressive…
That quake was so unimpressive as to not even elicit Tweets.
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