Watch out for thieving seagulls

In honor of Easter, I direct your pious attention to America’s Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers. So close to Jesus, they have joint checking. He brings people back from the dead just so she can have the last word  [more...]

Thank goodness for the internet, because when you are addicted to a British TV show like I am, you'd go crazy jonesing for a full year before it arrives on American TV.

I got an odd voice mail message today – it was my phone company “personal voice assistant” reminding me that Thursday is my birthday, and I should give myself a call. It even offered to dial my home if  [more...]