Just As I Thought

Things I would like to tell myself when I was 16

State Farm, in my annual car insurance bill, is making me feel like a responsible old man — something my 16 year old self didn’t think would ever be possible.

State Farm, in my annual car insurance bill, is making me feel like a responsible old man — something my 16 year old self didn’t think would ever be possible:

  • I have a Driving Safety Record of Level 1.
  • My make and model of vehicle earns me a premium reduction for safety.
  • My driving record earns me a huge reduction.
  • I’m a California Good Driver (which is pretty damned rare, let me tell you).
  • I’ve been driving for 28 y… wait, twenty eight YEARS?

Look for me soon driving 25mph in the left lane with one blinker on constantly.

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