So long, Steve. And thanks for all the fish.

It can hover in midair! It can engulf you! It leaves a slime trail!

Saw this Denny’s commercial, and I realized that there is one sure-fire way to improve anything and everything. Four simple words:
Now with more bacon!

Duh. I just realized that you can click on the category links over there on the right and read all the postings of a certain genre. Why haven’t I done this before? I’ve just spent the last hour reading all  [more...]