RT @LOLGOP: Rick Perry: I can …

Funny how both Microsoft and Dell are suddenly referring to tablets as “slates.” I guess they read the Apple rumor sites, too.

Please tell me that the sadist who created PowerPoint and its un-Maclike, dog of a Mac version was lined up against a wall and shot.

Lesson learned: don’t keep your emergency Imitrex in your wallet where your ass crushes it into a foul-tasting powder.