Rearranged the monogrammed mug…

TiVo has totally changed the way I watch television. That’s something that most TiVo owners will tell you — and sometimes they just won’t stop talking about it. Yeah, I no longer really watch  [more...]

“What do police think people normally do with their penises in porn theaters on a typical Wednesday night, and do taxpayers really need to be paying for them to check? The public demands an answer.”

Remember that old idea that Congress should, you know, represent the wishes of their constituents? Hahahaha! That was the old America. In today’s America, the fact that 72% of Americans (including a whopping 53%  [more...]