RT @BorowitzReport: CNN reassures viewers: “As Syria descends into civil war, we will bring you the latest breaking Whitney Houston news.”

I was just admonished by a television commercial to find a certain product in “my foot care aisle.”
Just wondering. Have you ever seen a “foot care aisle” at any store you shop in?

There was once a concept -- the 500 Channel television universe. I suppose it began with the cable and satellite revolution, when people started to get their television in bulk rather than over the air with rabbit ears  [more...]