At least he flushes. Dogs are just pigs.

I spent a little bit of time today looking at travel possibilities — got my passport photos (cripes, they look terrible) and visited a bit with a travel agent and some websites. The prices crept up even as I  [more...]

Report from Week CLXII, in which entrants were asked to summarize a highly complex issue in words of one syllable: Fourth Runner-Up God told us, “Thou shalt not kill.” We say sure, but it’s fine to  [more...]

It's one of my geekier predispositions, my obsession with scrutinizing the sets on TV shows. I watch television armed with a pencil and graph paper, sketching out the floorplans and trying to figure out how the sets are  [more...]