San Jose-bound passenger goes nude during Portland airport security screening – San Jose Mercury New

Neighborhood kids asked for $2 to rake my yard. My conscience made me give them $8. This is why I don’t shop at Wal-Mart.

You know what’s GREAT about being single and living alone? It only took 90 seconds to fill out my census form. Win!

Hilarious: abandoned Touchpad & its entire product line is now a bestseller. People will buy any unsupported crap as long as its cheap.