The Day The Sun Shrank

Well, my kitchen is finally complete with the installation this weekend of my new dishwasher. As I sat amidst the stainless steel splendor, contemplating the years of debt I had just incurred, I realized that I  [more...]

I decided earlier today that I need a vacation. Maybe that will help snap me out of whatever the hell is going on with me. I got a passport application — but that takes 6 weeks. So, if I’m going somewhere  [more...]

The Verizon telephone company (aka Bell Atlantic, aka C&P Telephone) has a very short attention span. They change their slogan every few months, and each one is less comprehensible than the last. For now  [more...]