The mouth of a child is a terrifying thing to behold

In honor of Easter, I direct your pious attention to America’s Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers. So close to Jesus, they have joint checking. He brings people back from the dead just so she can have the last word  [more...]

Ever since March, I’ve been watching the long-awaited return of Dr. Who on the BBC (via the internet, as no station here in the U.S. has picked it up — typical short-sightedness, as it’s become one of  [more...]

Again, I can’t help myself — they said it so much better than I could, so in defiance of copyright law, here’s the Onion’s take: