The mouth of a child is a terrifying thing to behold

From Fraud by David Rakoff: In New England, everyone calls you “Dave” regardless of however many times you might introduce yourself as David. I’m reminded of those fanatically religious homophobes who  [more...]

If George Bush were a 12-year-old on AOL: IF TEH WORLD FALES 2 CONFRONT TEH THRAAT POSED BY DA IRAQI REGIEM R3FUSNG 2 USA FORCE AVEN AS A LAST RASORT FRE NATIONS WUD ASUMA IMANS3 AND UNAC3PTABLE RISKS!11! WTF DA ATAKS  [more...]

This guy made his way across my front yard a few moments ago, arranged himself in geometric patterns across the sidewalk, then down the driveway and across the street.