The mouth of a child is a terrifying thing to behold

Some excerpts from this morning’s Style Invitational, in which you were asked to rewrite one of four famous observations. These are some of the entries seeking to rewrite the famous “1 percent inspiration  [more...]

Oh, wow — my favorite event of the year is when the grocery store clears out the Valentine’s candy and starts stocking for Easter. That happened today, and I gleefully picked up 4 bags of my all-time  [more...]

I’m tellin’ ya, Ellen has to be the gayest daytime talk show there is. TiVo has been recording her show for me, and she keeps having guests that I love – Megan Mullaly, Sean Hayes, Allison  [more...]