The joke will be on immigrants when they find out if they want to be a person they have to be a corporation. #scotus (via @BorowitzReport)

Hey! Today is the 214th anniversary of the ratification of The Bill of Rights.
Go out and exercise it, why don’t you?

Our freedoms — and the exercise of them — are being locked up and taken away in order to preserve them, a ridiculous concept akin to keeping a boat drydocked so that it doesn’t get wet. Courtland  [more...]