Mitt Romney: The buck stops here. And by “here,” I mean Bermuda, a Swiss bank or the Cayman Islands. (via @LOLGOP)

“Is your computer protected?” asks the tweet from The White House. Why, are you gonna sell me some malware?

Why did the Dems rebuke Joe Wilson? Now they’ve just given him a spotlight he never had. He was a nobody, now he’s a center of attention.

Some website says Japan, Bay Area & LA are at “high risk” for a large quake this week. #captainobvious