Mitt Romney: The buck stops here. And by “here,” I mean Bermuda, a Swiss bank or the Cayman Islands. (via @LOLGOP)

I’ve never had a driveway before, and I’ve discovered one irritating thing about it: people tend to use it to turn around in. There I am, sitting in the living room, and a car pulls up into my driveway  [more...]

“How was the shoot today?” “Eh, pretty boring. Just modeled for the Sears catalog.”