Michele Bachmann: “Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson.” (via @BorowitzReport)

Now, here’s a whopper: Former House majority leader Tom DeLay (R-Tex.), who was instrumental in shaping the highway bill in the House, apologized for its excesses during an appearance on Thursday before the  [more...]

Holy crap. This is scary: A government contractor was carrying highly explosive Soviet munitions from Afghanistan that were not detected until he arrived at John F. Kennedy airport, federal officials said. Shaun  [more...]