New law in Arizona states ‘pregnancy begins two weeks before conception’

There’s no way you can see a headline like “Santorum Blanketing New Hampshire” and not be grossed out. (via @BorowitzReport)

AT&T to offer only 2 texting options: $20/unlimited or 20¢ each. 20¢?! It was only 5¢ in the late 90s. Shouldn’t prices go DOWN? #gouging

can barely move. Feet: pain. Muscles: sore. Disneyland wins, I am old and weak.